Privacy Policy

Last Updated: 11/2/2025

Welcome to MCFGRD ("we," "our", or "us")! We take your privacy very seriously — almost as seriously as we take our ability to make fake things look real. This Privacy Policy explains what information we collect, how we use it, and what your rights are as a visitor.

1. Information We Collect

When you visit our site, we may collect the following types of information:

Personal Information: Such as your name, email address, and any other details you voluntarily provide.
Non-Personal Information: Browser type, IP address, time zone, and general website usage data. We collect this automatically because that’s what websites do.

2. How We Use Your Information

We may use your information to:

Make the site work
Improve our fake services and enhance your fake experience
Send you updates you didn’t ask for (just kidding — we don’t actually send emails)
Maintain plausible legitimacy

3. Cookies

Our site may use cookies to remember your preferences and help us analyze fake traffic data. You can disable cookies in your browser settings, but then you might miss out on the full illusion of functionality. We do not provide any edible cookies at this time.

4. Sharing Your Information

We don’t sell, rent, or trade your personal information. We barely even look at it.

5. Security

We don't take any steps to secure your data. Don't give us your data.

6. Links to Other (Real) Sites

Our site may contain links to other websites that are not operated by us. We strongly suggest reading their real privacy policies, as they probably mean it.

7. Changes to This Privacy Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy occasionally to reflect changes necessary to maintain the functionality of the MCFGRD.